14+ Weird Pics That Are More Than We Could Have Asked For

And since George Washington cannot tell a lie, he ended up duty-bound to stand there until that McFlurry was ready. And, like most McFlurrys, it wasn't actually worth it after all.

Is that movie still a cultural touchstone that people can relate to? Tobey Maguire? Reese Witherspoon? No? Just me, then? Okay.

Granted, I thought that we were talking about, like, a whole loaf of East Side Mario's bread here. Just try to imagine how much sugar you could smuggle in one of those bad boys.

Imagine trying to get directions to this neighborhood. It would be like someone was hitting you with one of those "Who's On First?" routines. You'd probably just give up and go home.

Seriously, it kind of looks like someone tried to blend an Olympic relay team with Pepe the Frog or something.

I'm still a little confused, though. He's got four stripes on his shoes. If you're not going to go all-out and get Adidas for your wedding, then what kind of a precedent are you setting?

If I want this grilled cheese (and I do), then do I have to exclusively drink milk? Or am I allowed to have it alongside my beer or soda or whatever?

I posted this in a work groupchat and one of the editors pointed out that "Monopoly was initially a game meant to teach people about the exploitative nature of the rentier class and of capitalism in general. Good to see it's coming back to its roots, if only accidentally."

I couldn't have said it better myself, so I won't try.

Like, imagine the thought process here. We have a pipe that's sticking out, so let's just clone the guy on the wall and have him cover it? What?

I am trying for the life of me to figure out how this could have jacked up the price, like 110 times over, but I really just don't get it. I guess that's going on the old credit card.

I am still getting mixed messages here, though. Are you a bus? A lemon? A train? What's the real story here? Actually nah, it's none of my business. You're obviously still trying to figure everything out.

Here's my next question. Why, exactly, does your soup look so much like the dregs of a cup of really bad coffee? Are you doing okay over there?

I mean, sure, you can hit start on the "Yes" or the "No" option, but, again, that's really not how these things typically go.

I mean, I'm no engineer, so it's not really my place to say that that's probably not good for the train. But that's probably not good for the train, right?

You see people stunt with their clothing all the time, but I don't think I've ever seen someone rep as hard as a woman with a denim Olive Garden jacket. I'm just so impressed.