18+ Things That Really Missed The Mark

This painter was either lying about knowing what a horse was, or they had seen some damn strange horses in their time!

I'm fairly certain that the person who made this didn't mean to make their table as thicc as this. Or, perhaps they are just really into tables...

That cat really needs to be careful about where it sits! Also, it needs to stop pulling terrifying faces like on the left, especially while wearing a jumper that potentially says such a horrific thing!

Okay, this one is very adorable. It must love the feeling of the sun on its fur... or the smell of that wall.

This is actually quite impressive! Those lines would have been nowhere near that straight if I'd have tried to "paint" a car like this.

Tall people really are the scourge of stall doors everywhere. What gives them the right to be so tall eh?

He's been my favourite player for years. A very solid player, but he can get a bit teste-y now and again.

That kid was so scared of the lion from Madagascar that he broke the sound barrier trying to escape!

I don't know what you're dunkin' them in, and frankly I don't care, please stop.

This person took to the comments to say that their wife does their daughter's makeup on the off-chance that she wears any, however she had gone rogue in this instance.

Now, I like bread as much as the next guy... but this is absolute insanity!

I know that there is a part of you thinking, "Pfft, how childish!" However, there is a bigger part of you thinking, "Still pretty funny though."

It's always good to see that some drunken decisions aren't mistakes!

What could she not like about it? The hideous dead eyes? The disgustingly pronounced teeth? Who knows?!

If the other guy had thrown that at the reset button intentionally, then that is the most amazing rage quitting I've ever seen.

One other person also pointed out that there was a zoo that was taking donations to name their cockroaches and rats after exes.

Always good to be able to blend in with all of the foliage that there is in space in case of an emergency.

This kid knew exactly what he was doing, and I love it! Life would be so much better if this animal actually existed in the world.

What an age we live in, when we can be stranded because our car doesn't get a cell signal, but there's just enough of a signal to tweet about it all. #awkward, amirite?

You know your relationship with your in-laws has really matured when you can be open and honest with each other and don't have to hide your true feelings anymore.

At least with ham and pineapple you get a classic mix of sweet and salty, but kiwi slices alone? I'll pass, thanks.

At least at the end of the day it's still technically edible, I suppose. But if there aren't tears over the sizes of slices, I'd be shocked.

But the sign and the door locking policy? Totally on point.

But here we are. Is nothing sacred?

Everybody knows that duct tape holds the world together, not electrical tape. Come on man, pick up your game.

Well the hot asphalt will just melt the snow right out of the way, won't it? Isn't that how this works?

As the kid whispered to the uploader, "They look like boy wieners." It's kind of too bad they didn't have him around when they designed this because he's definitely not wrong.

Even if hoarding gas like this were somehow a good idea, these two are going to learn the hard way that these containers aren't water-tight.

All it takes is one little open flame and they've got a massive problem.

Nothing really jumps out at me as a way to explain how the horse even got up there, but I'm legitimately curious to know what happened here.

I'm also accepting the possibility that we'll never know.

So it's guess it's up to you: Would you like to go to the left or down and to the right?

Maybe this is what Willy Wonka meant when he said his Wonka-vator could go "square ways."

I'm not sure where Mickey is normally supposed to be sticking his head, but I think it's fairly safe to say that it's not in here.

While it's very clear which numbers are which on this pad, they still don't have any way of knowing whether they'll end up with a candy bar or, apparently, a tuna salad kit.

Yeah, pretty big difference there.

And while it's normally nice and responsible to give these away for free, the unfortunate truth is that "free" in this case means "worthless."

Apparently, they were trying to measure the height of their room in Cheerios and found out that honey is, at best, an unreliable adhesive.

Your guess is as good as mine as to why they did any of this, though. At least the ants will be happy?

Yeah, the uploader's coworker apparently forgot to select cheese in their order and this was the result.

I guess at least someone thought it was worth trying, though.

But yeah, not only did things turn out in a pretty unfortunate way, but that goofy facial expression really isn't helping matters here.

Even putting aside that mint vanilla mac and cheese looks like something Dr. Seuss would come up with, there's no way that flavor combination isn't super weird.

And I say that as someone who adores mint.

What they wanted was a record player, but they instead somehow ended up with 100 laptop chargers.

I'm not sure they'll be able to use that many in a lifetime.

I really feel that they started quite optimistic with "Be Mine" and "Marry Me", but then just lowballed it with "Heart Burn."

Because curiosity isn't just going to kill the cat, it's also going to get you locked out of your phone for a decade.

Christ, it must be a nightmare trying to plan to see this woman. I mean, she must have realized that she was turning up places at odd hours mustn't she?

That's the kind of face plant that you have to wonder if it will bloom and flower come spring.