I like to think that I'm a pretty laid back person. I get that the world is a weird, often unexplainable place and most of the time there isn't a rational explanation for things.
But I also expect certain things to be trustworthy and while we can quibble about the exact details of what does or doesn't belong in municipal tap water, we can all agree that it shouldn't grow weird rubber Cheetos when left out overnight.
Right?