Just Put A Ring On It Already

Diply 15 Dec 2017

With all my friends getting married and having babies, there’s even more pressure to put a ring on it. I’d love to just skip all the awkward dates and questions and just go right into the happily ever after part. A girl can dream, right?

I'm still shiny

Pinterest | Allie Crowe

I will probably never be number one. However, you will still be happy to have me. I also laugh at my own jokes, so on the plus side, you don’t have to.

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I can do that too

9Gag | 9Gag

I don’t even have to physically carry them. Once you put a ring on it, you can put anything on the back of my wheelchair handles. How many other wives come with that perk?

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You will always be entertained

We Know Memes | We Know Memes

Probably not the same way as this. However, if you don’t mind boardgames and anything Mario-related, we are a match made in heaven. I can’t promise I’m not a sore loser

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I'm very supportive

Instagram | @wivesnightin

If you need a shoulder to cry on or somewhere to rest your head and feet, I am 100% OK with being a human pillow. Just make sure your feet don’t smell too bad.

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That's an achievement

Me.me | Me.me

I will tell you right now that I will probably never be among the likes of Rachel Ray or Gordon Ramsay. If I attempt to cook something for you it is a sign of utmost love. There is also a good chance I will burn the house down trying.

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