13+ Tweets For Folks Who Grew Up In A Small Town

Sometimes you may try and find a new route to drive around, but most of the time you just end up doing the same route as always. Exciting.

There really is something about growing up in a small town that makes you crave bigger and bigger thrills, but those thrills are just drinking and poor decisions on village greens.

"It's sort of near the moon?"

'Oh! I've heard of the moon!"

I'd love to add in a selection of tractors into city centres, just so that people in cities can experience how slow a tractor really goes and how infuriating it is to be stuck behind one.

'Oh, you mean you don't have three different major chain burger joints?"

"No, but we can drive an hour out of town to get to a knock-off KFC, that's pretty cool."

There's nothing like a healthy bit of rivalry to get the hometown pride swelling up inside of you!

There was a person denied service at a drive-through in my hometown as they were on a horse. There was a public uproar!

If you apply the "don't-date-your-friend's-ex" then you're really narrowing your chances of dating anyone.

Heck, sure stuff will spread, but it's better to have fun than live your life full of regrets!

Why is this so true? I think that this one is fairly universal as well, everyone finds things to moan about when they're in their hometown/city, but will defend it to within an inch of their life when they're away.

In fairness, no one in a small town needs to give directions as everyone knows where everything is.

I find it so strange going back to your hometown after being away for a long time, it feels like your willingly walking into the plot of Groundhog Day.

I'd have much preferred the image if the mailman had to walk around the town delivering mail, all while having a chaotic rooster in their bag!

Sometimes it is easier just to say "Yes, I am their estranged cousin," and then walk away!

Wow, what on Earth is that magazine called, "The Daily Rat?"

I have never experienced a curfew, and can't imagine how strange that must be living with that law. Do police actually enforce it, or is it just more of an overhanging threat?

You will also find yourself going through the same conversations again and again with the same people. It can get quite exhausting.

And you thought being held up by a tractor was the height of small-town behavior, well they've been out small-towned!

I played in a high school classical band for years, and good God did we murder some classics!

You will always be a child to your mother's friends! Also, I'm confused why they wrote, "trying" in this instance, did they actually get ID'd at age 41?