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Hilariously Honest Wine Labels Are Perfect For Any Mom Surviving Life With Kids

Updated September 4, 2021

If being a new parent has you craving a glass of wine (or the whole bottle, we won't judge), you definitely aren't alone.

Thankfully, one company has made these cheeky but honest wine labels that celebrate the ups and downs of that first year.

At first glance, these wine labels look like they come from a chic, upscale winery.

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In actuality, you can find these labels from iCustomLabel on Amazon, where a pack of four retails for $10.

Simply buy the labels, and then stick them to your favorite wines as a gift for a new mom (or go ahead and treat yourself!)

Each label covers a milestone for baby's first year with a hilarious description.

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Take, for example, this label designed for teething. Oh yeah, there's a baby milestone I'd rather not go through again. Let's just say I cried as much as my kid did.

This one marks the first public tantrum.

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You survived the screaming, crying, and judgemental stares, congrats! You deserve this, Mama! Cheers!

Some of the milestones are actually quite sweet.

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The first night where your baby actually sleeps through the night is definitely a cause for celebration. Here's the wine label just for that occasion.

And finally, there's a label for when your baby starts growing up and takes their first steps.

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Uh-oh, once you have a walker, it's a whole different game. Good luck on this next exciting chapter of parenting! You'll definitely need a drink to see you through it.