It's odd that the question "are you calling me a liar?" holds so much power. Like, most people will immediately get flustered and start backpedalling like they're a vampire and you just held up a crucifix.
Meanwhile, everybody does it. They fake sick to get out of work, or they fake plans to get out of other plans.
And if they're like the people on this list, sometimes, they do it just because.
Sure, whoever did this probably didn't decide they were gonna be mean and show this woman to the world, but her identity definitely wasn't safe with them.
You ain't gotta lie to kick it, especially if your lie doesn't make any sense. If dude already played the world's biggest clubs, why does he need help to get booked?
Like, it's not their logo, and it seems to be the only food item printed on the placemat, so trolling is the only explanation.
This only makes me curious about the profound words the Power Rangers have been saying all along. "It's morphin' time" must mean a lot more than I thought.
Maybe the thought of standing in the shower for so long and never coming clean really got to them.
This is the best response I've seen after finding out who people are really interested in, and it still probably didn't work.
But I guess that depends on her sense of humor.
For all the convincing this tag is doing, they might as just put "uh, I mean" between each of the materials this thing is totally made of.
Like, I would kind of understand if she wanted to get out of school, but she wasn't even the one who told the teacher. What inspires that kind of commitment?
Not because she scored an 85, as amazing as that is, but because she was outsmarted by the test even after she took it.
Maybe the creator of this thing got catfished or something, and this is all part of their elaborate revenge.
It seems to be working.
Plus, that kid wasn't trying to get people's accounts banned. He just made us waste our time trying to get Mew in Pokémon Red like he swears he did.
Huh, that's even worse.
I suppose that depends on what this person is actually doing, but the point is that their friends have their back.
I feel like this is gonna make for some pretty awkward cuddles down the line. I suppose NBA stars need teddy bears, too.
I'm gonna guess it's this woman's ex because lying about hating chicken seems like a totally nonsensical thing to do. Like, what do you gain from that?
Granted, it's not really saying anything important, but somebody bothered to stand it up and put it at the side of the road.
Show some respect.
I guess that depends on whether or not he'll ever read this because that's a brilliant idea — if I do say so myself.
Let that be a lesson. If you're gonna lie, don't brag about it afterward or you won't get away with it...
Wow, that's my lesson? I'm not a good teacher.
Well, I guess it's good to see that one little rebel actually wrote the number 7 as their comment instead.
That'll show him!
It's entirely possible that she's just a really big fan of quotation marks and was really excited to see them in eyebrow form.
I'd love it if this guy complained and the staff told him that there's just a big blizzard going on.
I'm guessing that the suggestion box in this place just leads to the garbage chute. If even the floor is lying to us, it's only natural to assume the worst.
Now they just need a way to look at their knee without being obvious about it and they're in business.
It probably helps to Google something that's super contagious and dangerous and claim you have that.
Not going to work still takes a little homework.
"Well, you know, my eyes just naturally line themselves with a black film that clumps in the exact same way that mascara does. Neat, huh?"
