Alright, ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be ensnared in the thirst trap that is Jason Momoa.
He throws a lot of these up on Instagram, possibly unknowingly. But we think there is logic behind it.
So if you're a fan, and if you find him good looking, then this is the article for you.
Climbing is great exercise (or so I've heard) so it's no wonder the incredibly in shape Jason Momoa likes to do it.
And look! He even has respect for the elderly!
He's the kind of guy that will not only go on hikes with his wife but will post Instagram pictures about it.
He's what some people may call "very faithful."
Jason Momoa loves to travel, he always shows that off on his Instagram.
But another thing he loves to show is the kind of food he eats wherever he goes!
For those of you who have never rock climbed, getting over a hump like that is incredibly difficult.
It takes a whole lot of strength, strength Jason Momoa clearly has.
When he's not working out or hanging out with his wife (or, I guess, making movies) he's out drinking beers and surfing in Hawaii.
What a lucky guy... His wife is even luckier.
Well, it was inevitable. No "thirst trap" list is complete without a look into the thirst trappers gym life.
Here he is doing a bunch of pull ups with ease.
Is there anything more adorable than a father showing his unconditional love for his child (or any child, really)? And look at that kid's smiling face!
All around adorable.
It may have just been for a movie, but the fact that he's even willing to shave his chest hair shows he's very comfortable in his own masculinity.
Which, you know, is cool.
When he's not showing off how comfortable he is in his masculinity, he's making quotes about how manly he is.
He eats meat, he eats green veggies and of course, he drinks Guinness.
Not just for his wife and family, but for his own state as well.
He's willing to go as far as to refuse to do a second Aquaman movie until his people are heard.
Just a quick question: does this guy ever do something with his shirt on?
Not that we should be complaining or anything, we've just started to notice it that's all.
Here he is in his natural habitat: the gym.
He's clearly a guy who likes to take care of his body and thank goodness that he does. Because it's a good body.
After a long day of being a good father, working, and an activist, it is important to kick back and relax.
Momoa clearly knows how to do that.
Well, this is it. The pinnacle of thirst traps. A dog, a guitar... All that's missing is that he hasn't taken off his shirt.
But you know what? We have enough examples of that.
Not only will he remind you of all your high school crushes, did that rebel boy Billy ever teach his son how to skateboard?
No, he probably just hung out with smokers and failed to do a single kickflip.
Guns are cool and all, but is there anything more manly than a dude who can protect his home with weapons from before recorded history?
We all know the answer to that one.
Being a huge part of it himself, are we surprised that Jason Momoa is a fan of all sorts of pop culture?
The answer, I believe, should be a resounding "no."
A man who is inwardly against rape culture is fine. A man who is outwardly against rape culture is better.
A man who will literally punch rape culture in the face is the best thing ever.
When he's not downing Guinness, he's using his refined pallet to down some of the finest craft beers in town.
Wouldn't you want to drink/be with a man with a refined pallet?
Listen, a man who can spend all of his hunky time with you is great, but a man who can't spend time with the boys is probably weird.
Jason Momoa has no problems with the latter.
Just to show you how strong this guy is, he managed to take on Mike Tyson in an arm-wrestling match.
Mike Tyson.
The Ex-Heavyweight Boxing Champion Of The World.
A double whammy! Not only does he have his shirt off, but he's throwing axes at targets!
Careful, you may need a drink of water afterward.
It's beautiful, it's majestic and above all, it's a work of art. Truly, only years of evolution and time could have created something so amazing to look at.
The waterfall is okay too.
The thirst trap trifecta (if you're looking for a manly man).
A cigar, a Guinness and oh, look at that! It seems that he's shirtless once again. What a novel concept.
Just in case you had your doubts about whether or not Jason Momoa was an excellent climber, check out the climb he had to do in this session.
Jeez! That's a lot!
Jason Momoa is a guy who seems like he will let loose every once in a while. And isn't that the biggest thirst trap of them all?
Being attractive and fun?
Jason Momoa isn't concerned with fashion trends like all those other boys.
If he wants to wear fuzzy slippers, not only will he wear them, but he will ROCK them!
Caption: "Thrift store finds. Yeah"
He thrifts! He's the kind of guy who isn't afraid to hit up the thrift store, and can you blame him? The thrift store is dope!
A beautiful thirst trap photo.
It's a guitar, it's in black and white, and best of all: it's tasteful. The kind of thirst trap you can show your mother.
But a great uncle as well! This is him with his niece Ella fooling around.
Don't they just look so cute together? What a great guy, what a great family man.
But his daughter as well. And any man who encourages his daughter to do a traditionally male-dominated sport is the epitome of a thirst trap.
Because he's not just good looking, he's good-hearted as well.
Alright, he's shirtless, he's got a big knife and he's in some beautiful, tropical area of the world.
Alright, everyone, you're no doubt parched, so grab yourself a glass of Guinness.
