We all know Pinterest is a total addiction. Like, I could spend hours on there...and more often than not, I do. I pin this and that and tell myself one day I'll make them all and they will be PERFECT. I mean, Those adorable baking tutorials seem easy enough...but after seeing these failed attempts, I don't think I'll be giving them a go anytime soon.
Trust me, scroll and you'll see.
These are the rubber duckies that reside in the darkest depths of the earth, not in the bathtub with a bath bomb. I don't trust these chicks for a minute.
Don't get me wrong, it looks a lot better than the failed attempt. But I still would never eat that cake, like ever.
Diagnosis: A broken heart far beyond repair. RIP failed stained glass cookies, you tried your absolute best.
Cruel and unfair. None of them look like that, thank you very much.
They're probably so done with us and I don't blame them.
Fine, slim, looking good before, and super chunky (but still lovable) after. Here's to getting that pre-baked bod back this year.
Blobby, mushy, super messy and unpresentable from all angles. Am...am I this milano cookie sheep? Did I find my long-lost twin?
Those things are creepy enough as is, but then a failed, melted attempt makes it a thousand times worse. I'm uncomfortable. I need to leave.
Look at him. LOOK AT HIM! What did he do to deserve being depicted like this?
That penguin should not look like that, at all. Like what happened to him? Poor thing.
JK, these are so scary. Something out of a bad children's cartoon, or a nightmare. -10/19
I hope that a child did this one because it'd be downright shameful if a full-grown adult managed to mess up a craft this badly.
To be quite frank (terrible pun intended) she should have cut the franks before. Then — at least we can all hope — they'd be in much better shape.
You should probably head on home now, I think you've had enough.
On the plus side, it probably tastes the same even if it looks like, well...that.
Some of these are nothing but the fault of the user. Who would replace a nose and mouth with an apple stem? You're doing this to yourself, people!
But thanks for the laughs.
Can't wait to watch! These could pass for melting souls in some sort of death chamber, no problem. Have fun eating them, tho...
The idea of blood chocolate is already kinda gross, but, if possible, the failed version looks even more gross! Barf chocolate fountain seems more accurate to me...
