16+ People Who Made The Best Call

Like, I can't say I scrutinize everyone's slice or worry about whether someone else's is bigger than mine, but there's something wholesome about the effort he put in to eliminate that worry.

I mean, what else are you supposed to do when an already lovely dog is acting as cute as it possibly can? We're not made of stone, people!

I don't think it's a controversial opinion to say that little skateboards make everything better.

Maybe you wouldn't want every guest in your home to be immediately greeted by a giant, screaming version of your face, but this makes it look very tempting to me.

I've seen more than one memorial for a dead cockroach people found in their school's stairwells, but a full-on crime scene investigation is definitely a new one.

It's also important to note its creator's restraint because it could suddenly get a lot less charming and a lot more irritating if it also stayed on during the night.

This definitely seems like something that started as a joke until there legitimately didn't seem to be a better option.

And how cosmically perfect is it than Canadians were the first to figure this out?

Not only did she manage to save her home, but she was able to save herself by retreating underwater with this scuba tank as the danger passed by.

Yup, this bad parker is in trouble now because this hood ornament is both completely essential for driving this thing and absolutely impossible to safely detach.

That was sarcasm, if you couldn't tell.

Whoever they are, they definitely found a clever way to get themselves on the news. A flowing cape is almost like a flowing robe, right?

Bonus points for giving the snowman its own boxing gloves before whaling on it, too.

And all that punching is probably the only thing keeping this guy warm considering he's not exactly dressed for the weather.

This also makes me wonder how many times they've had to replace this sign, but the answer is still probably cheaper and less annoying than if it wasn't there.

This pattern was already pretty snazzy before the designer figured out how to let people surround themselves with it.

It's hard to tell from this photo, but the wolf had a tear in its leg and young Joshua here asked if the doctors could also do surgery on it.

Although his parents let him know that they might not have time to do that, he woke up to discover that the wolf was not only wearing a surgical mask and a cast, but had actual sutures where the tear once was.

And I have to hand it to them, this is really the only explanation I'd have for why people would think flushing their change was a good idea, too.

As amazing as this is, however, this probably isn't going to work like this for everyone, so don't try it at home.

Although the kid seems a little nervous about what's going on right now, who doesn't want their hair to look like they're in three different punk bands?

Apparently, all of the crazy clothes that they're showing off were donated to them.

More than anything, that makes me wonder what somebody had in mind when they sent that shirt on the bottom left.

And while this is definitely a good way to find out who your nosiest friends are, it looks like everyone who came to this housewarming party passed the test.

Thanks to this game-changing solution, so many of us will never have to awkwardly hold the door in place with our feet again.

No wonder so many people try to steal them.

With all the uses they have, shopping carts are apparently what would happen if someone in transportation design tried to harness the power of duct tape.

I would normally recommend a shirt since bacon rarely cooks without spitting hot water at you, but I'd say he has the most important base covered.

I can't imagine that I'd ever get tired of seeing birds innocently frolicking around this intense leather setup.

And who knows? Maybe all those spikes will make them feel more secure against predators.

I'm not sure if it makes a dad joke worse or better when someone puts this much effort into one.

And true to the promise of this design, I have to say that the area where the mattress goes does look suitably flat. I was worried for a second.

For that reason, I feel like I would be letting their hard work go to waste if I spoiled where this leads.

So instead, I'll just link you to their heartfelt message directly.

This is certainly impressive on its own, but that "blood" gives the scene a lot of extra intensity.

I'm also not going to ask what that red stuff really is.

To solve the mystery, this is actually prop food held by movie extras for what appears to be a cookout scene.

When they have to use the bathroom or something, they put the trays and cups they're supposed to have in their special boxes so nobody takes the wrong one.

Instead, it's a cement mixer that was apparently too heavy to move after its truck crashed in Winganon, Oklahoma during the 1950s.

Somewhere along the line, someone decided that it would be much cooler to pass by a space capsule every day than a discarded cement mixer. I think it's safe to say that they were right.

As for me, though? If the promise of eating sand wasn't enough to keep me away, the fact that this guy apparently can't keep his finger off the trigger should definitely do it.

I guess he wasn't kidding about liking the sound of bullets coming out.

And whether the other passengers like how much space he's taking up or not, I'd argue that he's doing them a favor.

If he wasn't there, somebody ranting about lizard people or trying to convince you that the earth is flat would be. No, thanks.

So yeah, changing the design to stop an onslaught of panicked phone calls and reassuring parents that, no, thermal paste isn't a drug was probably the right call.

That should cancel the high alerts until the next batch of cryptic slang comes out.

The idea to make a little band of dinosaurs was already incredibly adorable before they decided to give them a brass section.

Something about a little dinosaur playing a saxophone is just really cute to me.

And not only is that the perfect way to describe this cat's unusual haircut, but its facial expression seems almost identical to the kid who now has to walk around like this.

I won't ask why this person is filling that doll up, but I have to admit that I kind of expected this station to pop it.

I guess they've already figured out how much pressure they need to use. Good for them?