14+ Workplace Memes That Won’t Get Your Co-Worker To Stop Oversharing

Other meeting phrases include, "we're not trying to reinvent the wheel here", "it's a double-edged sword", and "My soul has been ground into dust and sold to the devil as a seasoning".

I mean, 5% is a lot of effort for a Friday, but I guess it's pretty accurate.

And there was a traffic jam, and a bear got into my car, and my hair went on fire, and then a drug-fuelled Gordon Ramsey erupted onto the freeway and started snapping cars in half with a giant fondue fork made out of the bones of his ancestors... it was crazy!

Does your office have these three employees? Maybe you are one of them if so let me know which one you are!

The person who replies to all is the scourge of the office. There is a single reply option for a reason!

You can't expect your workers to be working at maximum efficiency if you're only offering apples, you need to get a Crunchie or a Snickers in there!

Just clutch onto your plastic cup of water and your coffee and keep your head down. You'll get through this.

Sometimes people are just unreasonable, especially people that want you to do work — I mean, what's all that about?

Ah, networking, the single most flimsy pretense to simply getting hammered of all time.

How many of you out there heard this at the end of the holidays? I can imagine you all found this absolutely hilarious.

I particularly like that they've got that one kid looking really happy to be there, like the fresh-faced new employee trying to make a good impression.

He's on nature's wifi now, free as a bird and no longer plagued by Allan's holiday pictures.

Email etiquette is so important, you need the right amount of exclamation marks to show your enthusiasm, but not so many that you look like a psychopath.

Always have the confidence to share your ideas in meetings! Unless they're bad ideas, then definitely don't say those as that could ruin your life. Good luck!

If this is you, then maybe it's time to update your CV?

No matter how prepared you think you are, it'll catch you off guard every single time.

But of course, we're the problem if we actually do this while all this random noise is going on. Sure, it would probably shut everyone up, but it's sadly not worth it.

Also, "act your wage" is a genius expression that I'm going to need to remember, but hope I never have to use.

My favorite example of this was when my family took a trip to Italy and the customs guy at the airport waved everyone through as aggressively as possible.

Seriously, he actually got mad at us when we tried to show him our passports. Sorry, I guess?

Although I would definitely respect a manager who told me to look for my will to live when there's nothing to do. It shows we're on the same page.

Although, I'd argue that it's one of those cases where if you really love them, you won't put them at risk of getting sick too.

It's the sacrifice we have to make.

But just like those dreams where we're taking a test we didn't study for only to remember we haven't been to school in years, there's one important reminder that comforts me when this bad dream arises.

I leave the house as little as possible.

Of course, opportunity knocks even harder in this case if you're good at slipping onto the work site and acting like you were there the whole time.

I mean, there's a difference between telling each other that you're going to quit all of the time and actually doing it! That wasn't part of the deal, Jimmy!

Because hitting me with 100 things and telling me that the fate of the world rests on all of them at once is the perfect way to ensure that absolutely none of them will get done.

Just because we see each other every day, that doesn't mean I'm trying to reveal all my weirdest thoughts to you.

There's a vetting process.

In reality, the key is to act like something incredibly important, but equally mysterious needs to be done elsewhere as soon as your shift ends.

Basically, if your boss thinks you're secretly Batman, you're doing it right.

Of course, that would involve getting into am argument that we legitimately don't have time for because we're actually doing the work they claim to be swamped with.

After all, talking about how good my weekend was only serves to make me wish it was still happening.

And it's not exactly like it makes you feel better when you're told that it's because you're the most essential member of the team.

Respect has never felt so disrespectful.

Congratulations! Not only is your headcount down, but it's getting lower and lower all the time.

I love the thought of this boss getting to the point where they have to do the work of a whole office on their own before they clue in, but that's never how it works.

Apparently, nothing alleviates the stress of a closer deadline like adding a bunch of confused coworkers without context to the mix.

Yay, everybody's terrified!

A really bad one will get weirdly jealous and insist on their way because the great and powerful them thought of it.

Most of them, of course, fall somewhere in that middle. And that middle usually involves embracing the new and improved way, but pretending they thought of it.

And as far as I'm concerned, that "office face" can be achieved by staring really intently and seriously at something no matter how funny and unrelated to your work it is.

And I think that does a lot to explain why working from home is so attractive to a lot of people. That way, only your pets can hear so much about what you want, what you really really want.

These are the kind of people who can just turn off their email notifications and binge watch Netflix for hours as though there's no problems whatsoever. Denial at its finest.

If only interviews were this easy, then you wouldn't have to lie about that charity work that you did once but are making out lasted for years.

Look, blow-torching watermelons is difficult work! Don't judge anyone else over the work they do.

Don't be crying in the bathroom on work's time! Do your bathroom crying at home on your own time and in the comfort of your own bathroom, jeez!