Sometimes, life can be a confusing and tense roller-coaster. And since I've never really liked roller-coasters, this analogy is pretty much perfect.
After all, there are definitely days where you can find 50 bucks on the ground, get yelled at by some rando on the street, and pet a nice dog while a car splashes you all in the same hour.
And just when you finally think you're figuring out how to feel about all of that, something like these odd situations can cross your path.
The decision not to pull over and put the top up, though? That's foolish pride, I'll give you that.
But am I the only one who thinks that a strong wind is going to wreck this?
Wait a minute — you'd better not tell me that somebody wrecked an egg just to make an "eggplant" pun.
Y'all out of control.
Thanks to Professor Andy's findings, we've also learned that the great Tyrannosaurus rex was actually very nice and more than a little nervous.
Also, a really passionate gamer.
And considering it formed this kinda cool brick instead of a majestic rainbow puddle, the car probably wasn't even that hot.
Yikes.
Well, I'm sick of the giant squirrels who keep breaking into cars.
I want to hug all of the other giant squirrels.
Poor Mufasa spent all this energy to tell Simba to remember who he is, only to find out he was talking to a cab driver in Brooklyn all along.
"Did you really think a little cardboard box was gonna hold me? I almost found a way out of the cage, you know."
Fido here probably won't even give the poor driver a chance to stop before they're rooting around in the back looking for snacks.
I can't wait to see the Starbucks Medusa.
It's almost enough to make want to go outside when I have nothing to do instead of barricading myself inside like normal.
It's like some artist wanted to make us all understand how J. Jonah Jameson could possibly see Spider-Man as a menace.
Yeah, I think I speak for all of us when I say we're better off now that he's the world's happiest garbage man.
Did he go into the ladies' room just to wreck the sink? Would he show us all evidence of such a brutal crime?
"She can't marry this guy! He never once called me a good boy the entire time we've known each other."
It's well-intentioned, but if you showed Gordon Ramsay a meal that looked like him, he'll probably still call you a donkey.
Uh, forget combining stripes. You need to combine your selfies with better angles so it doesn't look like you're standing on stilts.
Nothing makes you feel like a jerk quite like making someone so mad that they want to do this, but they're too noble to go for it.
Then I just felt shameful of my inflexible body.
And just take a look at that magnificent tape job! Now that this problem is solved, the tire should hold together for a solid five minutes.
And don't worry, I can personally attest that you're not the only one who immediately said, "It's not a lens?"
...It's a soap and paper towel dispenser, if you're still struggling.
Either that, or there is a police officer parked nearby rubbing his hands together at all the tickets he's gonna write today.
Which might sound stupid, sure, but I mean...anything would've been better than the sequel they did make.
Now I'm starting to see where the villains in the X-Men movies are coming from.
