13+ People Starting The Year Off With A Laugh

See? Gym cards can be useful! They can be used for cutting cake-based snacks, as well as poking people in the back to get them to hurry up when you're in the line trying to buy more cakes.

Ah, the innocence of youth. I imagine the teacher had a fair few questions about "creepy uncle" when she had finished this drawing.

I'd love to know a breathing exercise powerful enough to remove the stress of Christmas family dinners. I think you'd probably have better luck with horse tranquilizers.

This guy just wanted to start the new decade with a clean slate. In fairness, he probably should have seen this coming though.

This man is a goddamn hero to every guy who used a calculator at school. Never stop being you, guy, never. 'Cause this will never not be funny on some level.

Nothing screams, "I'm going to kick ass this decade!" like ringing in the new year with a pen mustache drawn on your face.

Either someone working at Land Rover is the single most naive and innocent person of all time, or they are the most childish person of all time.

The random capitalization aside, this is quite a fair sticker! I mean, everyone can be an asshole from time to time, and it's important to realize that. This is some top notch parenting.

That dog is going to be absolutely tearing through the snack cupboards later on. What in God's name did you give him?!

This is what leads to so many people deciding to try dry January, and the crushing weight of reality is what makes everyone fail.

Whoever put that sign up really knows their cliff faces! Although, they really banked on there just being one rock. It looks like the sign is lying on its deathbed, gasping out, "There was way more than one..."

"Thanks for coming. Don't let the new decade hit you in the ass on the way out!"

Well, you know what they say: Give a squirrel some food and it will feed itself for a day, but give a squirrel a cell phone and it'll be calling in takeout for the rest of its life.

I would like to know of any store that would encourage this kind of behavior. Shouldn't this just be taken as a given?

Ah, truly one of natures most majestic creatures, the beautiful 8-bit stallion. It neighs like a Pokémon Sprite from the first generation.

This gargoyle is channeling everyone's New Year's Day energy. Give it a half-eaten kebab and an open browser page for gym memberships and it'd be perfect.

Ah, Mr. Rogers. Will you ever slip out of the zeitgeist? Probably not.

I am embarrassed by how long I spent reading the headline to try and figure out why this picture was funny.

I don't remember the Waldo books ending with quite such a grim turn. This must be the adult version, where death is the final release from Waldo's life of constantly hiding in fear from the government.

I'm struggling to even understand the original logic here. Could two people fight off a bear, or is one supposed to live to tell the tale?

Saying "the memory of" makes it sound like they died — like their life went into making this tree.

She's toughening him up at a young age! Get him accustomed to fear now, and he won't be afraid of anything when he's older.

Why only pretend? Get some water jugs and fill 'em up, put a large pot of soup in your front seat, and create a real threat.

Is this that Y2K thing everyone was so worried about? Did it finally happen two decades later?

When you can't find room 227, you make room 227. Out of a baggage cart. I hope he's comfy at least.

I really can't blame the kid. Probably can't read, cute cartoon on the box, the cup looks like vanilla ice cream. They really did market this for children.

You're using the word "build" pretty liberally here. This thing looks like it was fastened together using hot glue and sticky tack.

She looks like she could be recreating a scene from The Matrix! Also, prepare to have your dreams haunted by that terrifying snowman for the rest of your life.

I love the completely unrelated dog. Unless they're calling this person a...no. That would be mean.

The acronym on the cap really gets me. Someone looking at the top of the jug is not going to know what "np" stands for.