As much as drugstore makeup has stepped up its game, nothing compares to a gorgeous Urban Decay eyeshadow palette, which is gonna run you at least $50.
WHY, CRUEL WORLD??? WHY?!
The beauty world is not for the faint of heart.
There's chunks of glitter to fight off, waterproof mascara to rub off, and kiss-proof lipstick to ruin (not by kissing, of course, but by downing a 12-inch BLT in three minutes).
If these situations sound familiar to you, take comfort in these poor souls who were showed no mercy by beauty.
As much as drugstore makeup has stepped up its game, nothing compares to a gorgeous Urban Decay eyeshadow palette, which is gonna run you at least $50.
WHY, CRUEL WORLD??? WHY?!
I'll start by saying it's a friggin' luxury to have someone else shave your legs. Of course, this luxury comes at the cost of your mans using a medieval torture device to shave ur gams. But, honestly? WORTH IT!
I say this, like, every day. And then...there I am...on the Sephora app...at three in the morning...with 12 more items in my shopping cart.
This is hard-earned money that has gone to waste here, and I just can't stand to look at this tragedy any longer.
Every messy makeup maven knows doing full glam in a baggy PJ shirt is the best way to keep things cute before we transition outfits, so this is a life saver.
If I had this mask I would def go out knocking on allllll my ex-boyfriends' doors, just to pop in and say HI!
Second of all, the Tin Man was a zaddy. The poor guy just wanted a heart — someone to live and to love down the yellow brick road with!
I've seen gold masks and blood masks and clay masks, but I've never seen a tinfoil-looking mask.'Cause like...are you a baked potato, or nah?
How many white sheets have been ruined by smears of foundation and mascara?! Where is our smudge-proof makeup when we need it?!
For a professional tattoo artist, microblading shouldn't be that big of a deal... You'd THINK!
But there's no mercy shown when it comes to eyebrows on fleek.
Yes, it always feels amazing to melt off all of that cake, but once a look is gone, it's gone forever!
But if I'm being completely honest here, I've never seen a dryer look so snatched! This dryer went from zero to 100 in just one low-heat tumble dry cycle.
And even if you do find the perfect shade match, let's hope it doesn't make you break out or smell like a funeral home!
How can you be so sure of something one minute, and then be so, so wrong the next?
I was always so worried about people seeing the makeup on my collar, so if my foundation ended up on the white walls of the school? SEE YA AT MY FUNERAL!
I would just smile and wave and pretend I had no idea why Mac Studio Fix Fluid was allllll over the hallway wall.