Never doubt Kim Kardashian's commitment to aesthetic.
Every year, the Kardashians unveil the various Christmas-themed things, from decor to their annual Christmas card. This year, Kim's decorations are causing some...interesting reactions.
Never doubt Kim Kardashian's commitment to aesthetic.
Every year, the Kardashians unveil the various Christmas-themed things, from decor to their annual Christmas card. This year, Kim's decorations are causing some...interesting reactions.
They tend to go all out for their Christmas cards, for example. This was from 2012, when the card was at its biggest — and still included spouses. And also Rob.
Things got so weird in 2018. Khloé looks like she was photoshopped in, everyone is super FaceTuned, and Penelope looks like she wants to run away.
Anyway, the point is that the Kardashians have some interesting interpretations when it comes to Christmas traditions.
And boy are they interesting!
She posted a tour of them on her Instagram story. Things started out pretty normal with the outside lights, which look pretty good! That's gonna be one hell of an electric bill, though.
Kim said all of her trees inside were custom made for their Christmas Eve party in 2018.
Points for reusing her decor, I guess! I wonder if there's a secret Kardashian warehouse where they store all of their Christmas stuff?
"They're so whimisical, like Whoville, but all-white."
That is exactly what they look like, actually. Kim also showed off their Christmas tree, but it's just a regular tree. Who wants to see a regular tree when these squishy white trees are available to look at?
I'm upset. Before, I thought they just looked like weird trees that were probably soft to the touch.
Now I can't unsee the fact that they absolutely look like tampons. Thanks a lot, Twitter.
"I am actually so confused at Kim Kardashian’s Christmas trees or decorations or whatever the [expletive] they are 🤯🤔 JUST STICK A TREE WITH LIGHTS AND TINSEL UP AND BE DONE WITH IT."
Damn, tell us how you really feel!
"She says like Whoville? It’s more like What the [expletive]ville? Are those tampon trees? #sorrynotafan 🤷🏼♀️"
I mean, I can't tell you what Tracey said, but it rhymes with "Puckville." Do with that what you will.
Buried among the numerous tweets about tampons came this shining gem: it's not a tree, it's a cat's scratching post.
Kim Kardashian, if you don't know what to do with your decorations after Christmas, I will happily take one for my cats. Thank you.
The next thing you'll need is some cotton balls, some hot glue, and cleaning services that can come through your house and dust them every single day.
At least they're kid-safe!
I guess some people not only hate the decorations, but straight-up hate her and Kanye's house on the whole.
I mean, all-white isn't for everyone, I guess! I would get so bored in there.
They definitely love a minimalist aesthetic, and every time they share pictures from inside their home it's all the same modern, white, blank look.
The white chairs, white table, and white limbless statues are pretty classic decorations.
Like, does the shower just spray water directly onto the floor? Is there no divider between the shower/bath and the rest of the bathroom? What is happening?
Speaking to Vogue, Kim described their house as a "minimal monastery."
I don't know exactly what that is but their house is what I would picture if I heard it.
They did all black/green pumpkins stacked in a pile. The Kardashian-Wests have some unique decorating ideas.
So unique, in fact, that their Christmas ones even got a NSFW comparison that is actually pretty accurate.
I searched, and I searched, and the only vaguely SFW tweet I could find that expresses this sentiment is this one.
Everyone else said they looked like...well, you can imagine the words they used for yourself.
It just goes to show you: 1) Taste is entirely subjective, and 2) Expensive doesn't always mean nice.
Please don't come for me, Kim. It's just that your house is all white and that's just not fun at all.
A hot pink Christmas tree with a faux-fur skirt? I am dying. This is what I meant when I said "fun."
Like, it may not be your fave thing, but it's definitely different.
But the month is young, and they are the Kardashians. So we can be sure that it'll be over the top and slightly ridiculous.
I've always wanted a black tree, personally...but that's just me.