I hate to break it to you guys, but Mercury Retrograde ended on November 20th — so we're not going to be able to blame our bad behavior on it till at least some time next year.
When you cry halfway through dinner because your boyfriend took one of your fries without asking, Mercury Retrograde won't be there to save you.
Lucky for us, however, the universe is always cooking up some frickery that'll sway our mood, change our fate, and trigger a wave of blurry Instagram stories of the night sky.