I have a bone to to pick with Anne Hathaway. She lead me to believe that being a princess was all about horseback riding, fancy dresses, and getting Héctor Elizondo as your security guard. It turns out, The Princess Diaries was so wrong.
Apparently, royal life isn't all it's cracked up to be, at least according to Meghan Markle's royal tour training.
Am I jealous? Maybe a little.
There's a lot she had to give up when she decided to marry Prince Harry, as well as some pretty strict rules she has to follow as a member of the family.
I honestly don't know if I could give up my Instagram just to be a royal. Where would I post all the pictures of my cat, Leonardo DiCatprio?
Yawn. Give me the sparkly ombré purple nail look any day of the week, thank you very much.
Oh, and you don't even get to wear a tiara any day you want. The royals don't mess around, let me tell you that.
I'm sure anytime Meghan gets annoyed by all the rules, she closes her eyes, takes a deep breath, and remembers that she gets to hang out with the queen of England.
According to Hello!, they'll spend the last 16 days in October traveling around Australia, Fiji, the Kingdom of Tonga, and New Zealand.
The couple is going to be doing a lot of important work, including delivering speeches, raising awareness for various causes, and attending charity events.
So it makes sense that they take this seriously and prepare for their visits accordingly.
Something tells me that an awkward wave and a quick "hey" isn't going to fly.
This is why they'll never let me be a royal.
It would look pretty bad if she started offending important people.
And you know she'll be able to totally rock whatever it is that she wears.
We're sure Kate Middleton went through the same briefings way back when she was the new kid on the block.
I would like credit if she actually does this, please.
And we're sure that Meghan and Harry are really looking forward to the trip. I know I would be!
