There are plenty of various green juices, shakes, smoothies, enemas, and teas which companies will try and sell you under the pretence of them being "good for you". And yeah, they probably are, but I much prefer to scoff at the idea of these green immortality elixirs while sipping a full-fat can of Coke and pretending like I'm making the right life choices.
But why should I have all of the scoffing fun? We're friends after all — or we probably could be! So, in order to share the scoffing wealth like the good scoffing communist I am, here are 12+ self care memes for you to scoff at while sipping overpriced green juice.