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Celebrity Tweets That Are Somehow Real

Twitter is a truly weird and magical place. With just the touch of a button, fans have unrestricted access to the inner workings and opinions of their favorite celebrities all over the world.

Sometimes, a celebrity's tweets can be profound, but more often than not — we're left scratching our heads wondering what could've ever compelled them to make such an embarrassing thought or opinion known.

To get a better idea of what I'm talking about, have a look at these celebrity tweets that are somehow real things.

When Justin Bieber clearly just needed somebody to talk to.

I guess my first question to Justin would be "Why chickens?" I'm not saying that it wouldn't be cool if these birds could talk, but I'd much prefer my dog to be able to tell me when he needs to go outside to use the bathroom.

The time that Kylie Jenner revealed a life-changing secret.

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but what kind of psychopath doesn't put milk on their cereal? Were you just eating it dry before this point in time?

When Macaulay Culkin reminded millennials everywhere that they're getting old.

I feel like Macaulay Culkin is perpetually 9-years-old in the hearts and minds of millennials all over the globe. Having him remind us that he's in his 40s is like rubbing salt in an open wound.

The time that Kevin Durant needed questions answered about the sun and our solar system.

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"I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people know[sic] what's going[sic] on on[sic] the sun..ain't nobody ever been[sic]" - Twitter @KDTrey5

When Mindy Kaling said what we're all thinking regarding food blogs.

I'm with Mindy on this one. I don't want to hear your life story or read a novel every single time I look up a recipe for banana bread. Give me the steps first and if I like it enough, I'll read on for the backstory.

Rita Wilson's attempt at humor after battling COVID-19.

Due to the fact that Rita, as well as her husband Tom Hanks, were both diagnosed with COVID-19 early on in the pandemic, I'm inclined to give her a pass. Still, I can't help but think this tweet is in poor taste.

I feel like Jaden needs to get his kidneys checked out.

I've certainly experienced moments of elation while relieving myself, but I can't say that going to the bathroom has ever felt so good that the act itself moved me to tears.

The time Harry Styles proved the importance of handwashing to the world at large.

On behalf of men all around the world, Harry, I only have one thing to say — ouch. Who would've thought that stopping the spread of germs was only the second-best reason to wash your hands?

The famous and frugal, Lady Gaga.

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"Why do people look at me like I'm crazy when i[sic] use coupons at grocery or try bargaining at retail," Gaga tweeted out to her fans. "IM[sic] FROM NEW YORK WHERE IS THE SALE RACK[sic]"

When Frankie Muniz was dying to let the world know his true feelings about encased meats.

Frankie must really love sausage. He loves it so much that he's apparently tweeted it to the world on more than one occasion.

The time that James Blunt proved just how self-aware he truly is.

People love to make fun of James Blunt but I think they're just lying to themselves. If you really hated his song "You're Beautiful" as passionately as you say you do, then how is it that you know all the words?

Instead of asking Google, Kourtney Kardashian thought she'd try Twitter instead.

If I'm being honest, I didn't know the answer to this question, either. It turns out, however, that ants don't have penises — at least not in the mammalian sense of the word.

Kris Jenner is kind of disgusting.

I really don't think that in 2012 the Twitterverse needed to have Kris define the term "sharted," but in any case, I applaud her for her honesty. Hopefully, she had a clean pair of undies on hand.

Seth Rogen proves why you should never watch 'Cats' while stoned...or sober for that matter.

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"I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha." - Twitter @Sethrogen

Do you remember when Kim Kardashian admitted to the world that she didn't know what a pickle was?

I mean, yes and no. A "pickle" is technically a misnomer, as it pertains to the process of pickling. You can pickle anything from cucumbers to green beans — heck, you can even pickle hard-boiled eggs!