Funny Housecleaning Quotes We Can All Relate To

Lex Gabrielle
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If there is one thing we know for sure, it's that everyone hates cleaning and keeping up with their house. No matter how badly we need to do it, we will always procrastinate and put things off until the very last minute—like, you know, guests coming over. Cleaning takes a lot of time and a lot of energy that we just don't have all of the time.

Absolutely, 100%, factual.

Funny Cleaning Quotes
Good Housekeeping | Good Housekeeping

There is no lying or getting around the fact that I would rather lay on the couch all day than ever sweep up underneath it. No matter how many chips I drop under the couch or how many times my dog's ball rolls underneath, I do not want to get the broom and sweep up under there. Dust bunnies, unite!

Always leaving us out to dry.

Funny Cleaning Quotes
Good Housekeeping | Good Housekeeping

Why is it that mom slaves in the kitchen cooking the entire family a nice dinner, but no one can help us when we're elbows deep in dishwater? Sometimes, letting mom have the night off and doing the dishes is the least these kids can do in times like these.

Never risk it.

Funny Cleaning Quotes
Good Housekeeping | Good Housekeeping

My life is totally something I value—most days. I know housework can't kill you entirely, but I also don't want to risk things like slipping on the mop water and cracking my head open. What happens if I bend over to dust and I break my back? And, let's not forget getting electrocuted plugging in the vacuum.