Alright guys, the previous year was pretty bad. There was way too much glitter, icons kicking the bucket left, right and center, and finally, dyeing our underarm hair was just the cherry on top of the crap sundae that was 2016. 

Well, this time, we're not talking sundaes, because if 2017 was a high-caloric, diabetes-inducing food, it would definitely be a Frappuccino — a unicorn Frappuccino...

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If you're aware of the unicorn trend, it's probably because of this monstrosity

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Drink of the unicorn and clog your arteries — this sweet and sour dairy beverage with a taste reminiscent of bile will probably go down in history as one of the worst, most philistinic offenses against coffee culture — maybe against food in general. 

And worse...

This fad is killing baristas! Or at least their souls...

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And when I say "souls," I mean whatever part of their souls isn't already dead from enduring our daily orders of extra this, low fat that, half whip, double espresso, heated to 180 °F...

I know I'm not alone in saying we can’t have this. We need our baristas!

At least until pumpkin spice season comes and goes...

But the trend doesn't stop there...

Yes. It's also ruining beards

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All I can say, is I hope this affront on facial hair is as short-lived as the glitter beard...although that's a trauma that will never die, either

True, these are some horrible examples of the unicorn trend, but if the previous year taught us anything, it's that it can always get worse, and it sure does...

A testament to the deadliness of the unicorn epidemic, it has even wiped out the avocado... 

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Leaving millennials everywhere scrambling to replace their black sesame seeds and cilantro with food coloring and sprinkles.

And then there are the noodles...

Perfect for after you've had too many fraps and need to do a cleanse.

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And the ice cream

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Because there's nothing more appetizing than a literal crap sundae. Maybe 2017 isn’t so different from 2016 after all…

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