I am not a smart man. That much has been proven to me. Sure, I guess I'm fairly witty and I know my basic multiplication tables. But I'm also the guy who has a scar across his thumb from slashing at an apple with a butter knife for absolutely no reason. 

So I'm kind of an expert in dumb things and dumb people. I even lead a few.
But these people take it to a whole nother level, and it actually hurts. 


1. I feel this girl needs to be supported

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2. Just want to get that authentic bike riding feel 


3. One day, we won't have all these fancy furnishings like indoor plumbing 

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4. That's it. Christmas is ruined

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