20. This person who has quite possibly given up on more than just dating...

Twitter |  @Samhttps

Cheer up, guy. You're never alone, the void always stares back! 

21. This woman who's found something actually worth committing to

Twitter |  @n0usrname

Fried chicken will never let you down. Unless, of course, you're prone to heartburn... Ahh well, till indigestion do us part!

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22. This guy who's decided it's way easier to fake it

Reddit |  juicy-tomato

Are your hands going to read your text messages when you're in the bathroom? Are you hands going to demand you spend half your paycheck on a date night? NO! And yet they're still capable of doing all the other good stuff...

23. This person who just wants some payment for their suffering

Twitter |  @redstatist

If you have to be lonely, you might as well make a few dollars!

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But in all seriousness, we single people endure some major trauma as a result of others' PDA! The things I've seen in my high school hallways... They still haunt me...