Do you still have your old high school year books? 

Unless you're that person who considers the years of mandatory phys-ed and puking in your parents' flower bed the glory days, most of the time after high school is spent desperately trying to block it from memory. The very last thing I want to see is the haircut I had at 16, and I certainly don't want to be reminded of whatever life goals I had set for myself at a time when I considered milk-chugging contests the height of cultured entertainment. 

Despite all this, I keep my yearbooks, not out of nostalgia, but out of apprehension that one day I might actually feel nostalgia and a desperate need to remember what jerk-face-Kathy wrote to me at graduation. Even if you don't want to look at your own yearbook photos, you're going to want to look the ones these hilarious people captioned. After seeing them, you might even be inspired to take a look through your own to see if any golden nuggets like these are hiding in there. 


1. Now we know why Sarah was always so joyful

And what that smell was.


2. Standing up for what you believe in

I mean Jesus definitely wasn't white, so who knows?

reddit | Spencyboy

3. It's because of this advice that Joanna had to take grade 10 math three times

Eventually she caught on.

reddit | vaitor

4. Setting it straight once and for all

Guys, it was a goddamn clock!

Twitter | @HahaYearbook