I think you'll all agree with me when I say that life needs a refresh button.
At the very least, it needs a setting where, before you say or do something questionable or stupid, your mom's voice pops into your head and it asks you, "Is what you're about do to smart?" We all know the answer is a resounding "NO!" but for whatever reason, humans seem to have terribly poor impulse control and what we're left with is a man riding a unicycle through a car wash (that'll make more sense once you get to #9).
My perspective on stupidity is far more selfish. You see, I am a writer on the internet who specializes in finding funny stuff for you to read and look at. In my professional opinion (and for the sake of me keeping a job) I am a BIG advocate of you always following your gut. Never ever bring logic and self-preservation into any decision you make. It makes for terrific content.
Speaking of which...content! The stuff you came here for. Let's get on with it, shall we?
1. You know what? It'll do.
2. Commas are important, people.
3. Seems like a good excuse to play extreme teeter totter.