Mom Shares Her Tale Of Pooping Herself Outside An Aldi While Her Son Watched

It all started normal enough. A mom went to the hairdresser to have her hair done... or fixed:

My partner said my hair looks "really nice" (I originally had it done yesterday) while comparing it to Rogue from X-Men... So off I went to change it ASAP even though... "What?!" ... he liked it...

After that, she, her husband, and their three kids went to get flea treatment for their dog only to find out it had some kind of ear issue. So they headed to the vet to get some ear drops for the dog. So far so good.

After the vet was finished, the husband and two daughters went next door to Aldi while the mom and son headed back to the car. But just as they're loading up she has a rumbling:

"Oh God!," I shout to my 11-year-old son, "Quick, does Aldi have a toilet? I'm going to crap myself!"

The son heads for the Aldi and is aimlessly looking around for a toilet, as young boys do. Meanwhile, the mom becomes certain she can't hold it. She grabs the two wipes left in the car and makes a dash for the bushes outside the store.

As the son comes out of Aldi, the mom throws the dog to him and proceeds to take care of business.

And I sh-t... I sh-t myself outside at 5:30 p.m. on a Monday night at a shopping center while my son watches on...

The mom puts the wipes to good use and walks back to the car just as her husband and daughters leave the store.

"Get in the car, get in the car NOW, Fast. The worst thing in my life has just happened."

Her husband is very concerned at this point. He asks what happened. That's when this hilarious exchange occurs:

"My son has just watched his mother sh*tting in the street, Sean!"

To which he replies, "But there is a toilet inside...." (It turns out that he and the girls had been in Aldi... using the bathrooms...)

To which my son jumps in, "I know! I found it but when I went to tell her, she started shouting 'run!' "

Once finally back in the safety of her home, the wife decided to take a nice bath and wash off the shame (and poop). But of course her daughter has hidden the bath plug. Finally, she's able to make a makeshift plug with masking tape and wash away the sadness.

The mom reveals at the end of the story that she has irritable bowel syndrome, which can make it very different to hold it when you really gotta go. Good thing she has those wipes handy!

This is a very sad story, but we're glad she was able to get the poop out when she did. At least there were bushes. It could have happened on the highway.

This woman was basically acting out a scene from Bridesmaids. In that movie, the bridal party eats at a shady restaurant, then goes dress shopping. The food poisoning catches up to them with a vengeance.

There are few things as embarrassing as this one, but we could come up with plenty of other scenarios.

Something like this happens to all of us, one way or another. At least this person turned it into a fun story; something we can all relate to.

And also it's a great reminder and warning: Have extra wipes and TP wherever you go.