Sometimes I hear my friends talking about how great it would be to have kids; how their little booties are so adorable you just want to eat them, and how they have the teeny-tiniest socks on the planet. How their squishy little rolls are to die for and how their skin is so smooth you won't be able to let them go. They also to go on about their adorable laugh and toothless smiles and I'm just sitting there like "nope". Yes, fine, they might be adorable at times, but the other 3/4 of the day they're absolute handfuls. And here, ladies and gentleman, are the 20 reasons you should be thankful you don't have children:
1. You don't have a little blubber to waste your delicious peanut butter.