Sometimes I hear my friends talking about how great it would be to have kids; how their little booties are so adorable you just want to eat them, and how they have the teeny-tiniest socks on the planet. How their squishy little rolls are to die for and how their skin is so smooth you won't be able to let them go. They also to go on about their adorable laugh and toothless smiles and I'm just sitting there like "nope". Yes, fine, they might be adorable at times, but the other 3/4 of the day they're absolute handfuls. And here, ladies and gentleman, are the 20 reasons you should be thankful you don't have children:

1. You don't have a little blubber to waste your delicious peanut butter.

You don't have to share your peanut butter and then see it wasted all over the floor.
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2. The only curry-looking thing you have to deal with is the one on your plate.

You don't have to deal with ANY OF THIS.
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3. And you don't need to deal with what looks like the aftermath of a bad frat party without the fun night.

Or this. NOPE.
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4. You decorate your walls as you see fit...not a mini dictator.

You can decide whether or not you want to decorate the walls.
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