Let's be honest, we love watching people falling over and hurting themselves. Even before we had a treasure trove of fails to pick from, we've been watching them on America's Funniest Home Videos for almost 30 years — yes, that show is still on. I'm as surprised as you are.
Anyway, since we're not total jerks, we at least hope they're OK at the end of it.
And today, we're sure these people are just fine...hopefully.
"Hmm, my li'l bro is right in the middle of some total misery. It's the perfect opportunity for a selfie!"
Of course, it's probably going to happen tomorrow morning now that I've said this. Hopefully, what I'm drinking will be easier to clean up than that pink stuff, though.
Like, I'll grumble and eat it anyway when my chicken sandwich has mayo on it, but I can't handle the idea of Cody not getting his marinara.
Come on, guys.
But now that we know how much bacon grease looks like cinnamon roll frosting, this roommate's noble sacrifice will not be in vain.
I'm not sure if I should be more worried that this poor guy will have steam coming out of his ears or that he'll sneeze himself through a wall.
Because if it's something more along the lines of "Yes, I am actually going to drink this," then all of you Tide Pod goofballs should be ashamed.
Sure, it looks happy enough, but I can't imagine that eating that much wood is good for the digestion.
Since it's still there and his most recent tweets aren't, "I was mistaken, Froot Loops come in many flavors and are part of a complete breakfast," he's safe.
For now...
Like, how do you even go about replacing a stolen trunk? How much does something like that even cost?
What kind of nightmare did somebody just put them through?
I think we have to find a way to get Kanye's confidence without the part where he jumps on other people's stages.
That's a tall order.
At the very least, this buildings needs to fix its water fountains already because this is ridiculous.
Once a case of online rageitosis gets that advanced, the only cure is total separation from the device.
Please wear protective padding before attempting treatment.
I obviously am in no mood to watch someone get purged over a simple case of bike disrespect, but that kid is also way too young for that movie.
It's like someone cooked up a mad experiment to find out what it takes to literally make an eyeball scream.
After all, that's how I've been able to wear sweatpants to work every day for the last couple of weeks, so I've got that going for me.
Rihanna seems to know exactly what's at stake here, but she's just too fierce to worry about it. I guess I'm just not on that level.
