Have you ever noticed that the less you care about getting other people's respect, the easier it is to get it? Like, it's certainly possible to try really hard to impress somebody and finally do it, but the guy with the tattoo of Batman riding a bear got the same results without working nearly as hard.
So, with that in mind, I'm not sure who these people were trying to win over (if anyone), but they can count us as members of their fan clubs.
Besides, it has to know that we want it to tone down this heat somehow. Call this a violent, metal suggestion box.
However, the mute button is also covered in tape, and telling them they can't shut those obnoxiously loud commercials up is just cruel.
It's like he thinks that if he stares at the board hard enough, they won't dare delay his flight.
Plus, what kind of person disrespects somebody who has the name "Titus"? You don't say that name — you proclaim it.
Even if it doesn't work, somebody can still distract people by saying they're the problem if they recognize a McDonald's this quickly.
Dude is about to step into work and tell them exactly what he thinks it is, and all without talking. If the boss fires him, they're lame.
It's not just the unicycle, either. He's so confident about riding it that he's got both thumbs up and his shades on.
Peak unbotheredness.
And let's not forget that he made his own shoes coordinate with his wheel-shoes without matching them.
Real boss.
Actually, his face seems to say that he's proud of himself for managing to climb inside. Well, that just makes it even better.
Not because I'd be any less likely to run into people, but because I'd much prefer to get confused stares than rolled eyes.
Still, I hope nobody challenges him to combat because the thought of those games getting smashed is making me wince like I touched a live wire.
Everybody better be as quiet as a chef cooking a soufflé unless they want to be exiled from anywhere I visit. I have that power, you know.
If we suddenly hear news about the first talking dog, I would not be surprised if it was this big fella.
He's definitely gonna lose any points he gets for that if he leaves it up all game, though.
That's probably because I've never seen anyone cuddle on a snake pile to begin with, but still...
I do love how he's letting everybody take photos with him, though. Now they can say, "Look, I disappointed a very tall man!"
As someone who spends a lot of his time making significantly more unsubtle ones, welcome to the promised land, homie.
How are they gonna follow this up, though?
I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for it to tell you to "Pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd," though. According to my very annoyed Bostonian friend, that's illegal.
As much fun as sitting around and trying to find something interesting on my phone is, I'll definitely take the opportunity to mix it up.
I mean, dude went out of his way to have no protective gear on for this. I wouldn't recommend this, but it's hardcore.
It's probably for the best that nobody's done this to me, though. The other drivers will be much less enthused once those sticky notes start flying.
If her eye isn't randomly twitching by the end of the day, she has a way higher tolerance for jerkish customers than I do.
I mean, Mustache Man looks like he's one second away from admitting he just bought it at the party store.
I'm sure pulling up to the site like this would violate some kind of safety code, but the cool points for such an achievement make it really tempting.
