Seriously, who asks someone out via Snapchat? This guy deserves to get blown off with extreme prejudice.
In this world, it's kill or be killed (figuratively speaking), get or be gotten, squanch or be squanched — you get the idea. That's why you need to assert yourself, show that you're not someone who can be messed with lightly. These people have done just that with savage efficiency.
Seriously, who asks someone out via Snapchat? This guy deserves to get blown off with extreme prejudice.
Kind of a shame he couldn't get any friend to come in his son's place. Or sons of his friends to really rub it in.
If that thing has hydraulics, it would be great for going off-road! I bet the stereo is killer, too.
The real pizza better be enough for two people, or I fear for that couple's future.
And to kill your chances of getting to have delicious Samoa cookies.
To add insult to injury, she could have also circled "Definitely."
Revenge is a dish best served cold, but so is ice cream. Ice cream tastes a lot better, too.
Wait a second, that's not Neapolitan! Why is there green where the chocolate should be?!
As a final insult, her dad probably took a ton of selfies and made them her background.
There are three things Anakin hates: sand, younglings, and not being granted the title of Master.
Whether you're adopted or not, your parents deserve to be this savage when you ask a dumb question like this.
They probably mix the crushed cars into the food of whoever broke the rule.
Good news: It was definitely the sitcom trope I was smelling.
It is amazing what people can achieve when we harness all of our pettiness for somewhat progressive purposes, like this.
Like, this is just super concerning.