16 Absurd Pics That Simply Exist

Diply 23 Jan 2018

Pictures on the internet have a tendency to leave us with a lot of unanswered questions. You find yourself wondering:

Who thought that was a good idea?
What the heck happened here?
When was this taken?
Where on earth is THAT located?
Just...why?

Occasionally, the answer is a plain 'ol "who knows?" and that's the best we can do. These pictures should remind you that sometimes, things just simply exist.

1. Dad joke incoming.

Twitter | @kelseyjohnsonnn

You can always trust your parents to keep it real. I really hope you did well on your exam so that poor deer didn't die in vain.

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2. A product is only worth what you pay for it.

Instagram | @omgthisissous

In this case, it looks looks like Kimberly has appraised herself for seven dollars. At that price, you can't afford not to buy her!

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3. Look at his face, he needs this.

Imgur | 0robin0

So a small child can have an imaginary friend, but this guy can't congregate with a few melons that are 100% legit without being put on blast? Unreal.

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4. I'd probably just pee outside.

Imgur | Imgur

At least that way I know it's not going to freeze to the sides of the toilet and rub all over my butt.

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5. I can only imagine the insane amount of excitement this guy felt, knowing the impending internet cred he'd gain.

Twitter | @juan_raygoza_

Next stop, eBay.com to sell this bad boy for thousands (of cents).

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6. This guy is probably great at Guitar Hero.

Instagram | @bastardonthebeat

You'd be able to reach the entire controller with those mitts. I bet he's pretty happy with his decision to get finger braces.

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7. Exhibit A: Reasons why teachers shouldn't let students pick their own project topics.

Sizzle | Sizzle

When I was in 3rd grade, I had to make a project about what I wanted to be when I grew up. I made a cardboard robot that was wrapped in Christmas lights and tinfoil.

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8. Someone's always trying to Kanye the Darwin Awards.

Imgur | Imgur

Stop interjecting and just let nature take its course. If you're ridiculous enough to eat laundry detergent, then maybe throwing up all over yourself will teach you a valuable life lesson.

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9. Ah, the age-old question...

Instagram | @thearchbish0pofbanterbury

...that can only be answered by tracking down your wallet, replaying your Snapchat story, and calling every single person you went out with the night before. Or I guess you can just ask that weird dude you woke up next to, whatever.

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10. Nature is so beautiful.

Twitter | @charlucex

Sorry, I misspelled horrifying. This is just what the world needed, more proof that university dorms are gross and that roommates are the worst thing ever.

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11. Little does she know, all this will do is encourage him to improve his Snap stealthiness.

Twitter | @camryboyz

If she thought she had to keep looking over her shoulder before, she's got another thing coming.

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12. Now you can show off some leg without worrying about people getting too close...

Twitter | @Undry_memes

...because they're encased in a protective shell like the piece of fine art that they are.

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13. Cocoa powder? What was she making?

Me.me | Me.me

This sounds like the nicest teacher ever. Way better than the one who failed me for wanting to be a robot when I grew up. I'M BITTER.

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14. It's not the school's fault you broke their algorithm, Megan.

Twitter | @meganfinger

It worked just fine for everyone else, and you're coming in here all sassy like this is their problem. Please.

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15. Let's not pretend that your parents haven't ever had sex.

Instagram | @djbewbz

If you think it's unfortunate to think about, imagine being the rest of the world, who has to deal with the fruits of that labor.

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16. Some like it hot, some like it cold, some like it dressed in a Canadian tuxedo. 

Instagram | @bastardonthebeat

I just hope they're not actually made of denim, 'cause that's a major chafing hazard.

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