30 Times They Weren't Ready For This Petty

Diply 9 Jun 2017

With all the ways the world likes to mess with us, we can't exactly be blamed for wanting to give a little back.

We're just trying to go about our business, and it's not our fault that some people wanna make that harder than it needs to be.

But of course, it's easy to get so used to biting back that you forget to check if it's even a big deal first. Doctors — not good ones, but still — call this a "severe chill deficiency" and, if left untreated, it can blossom into full-blown pettiness.

So as we study the behavior of these severe pettiness sufferers, try to recognize the signs so you can stop the petty before it takes over your life.

Consider this a public service announcement.

1. Hey, if the teacher's gonna be petty, they're only opening the door for something like this.

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2. Well, you don't wanna break the lucky streak. I can understand that.

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3. Now, did she find that mustache there, or does she bring it with her just to do this?

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4. I'm just amazed at how specific this is.

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5. You'd think the two underlines would be enough, but some people are just that heartless.

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6. Hey, we all have days where we wish we could do this.

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7. Gotta hand it to 'em, they were so slick that even the park itself believed it.

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8. Well, I guess that's one way to get your money's worth.

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9. Yikes, the real revenge comes when somebody has to use the toilet.

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10. Awww, if your siblings aren't pointlessly petty with you, do you even really have any?

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11. Mmhmm, they should've learned by now that Wendy's is not to be played with. 

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12. A sobering look at what happens when the pettiness goes too far.

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13. Haha, I used to do stuff like this when I was a kid.

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14. Hey, somebody's gotta be out there fighting the power.

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15. Uh...so were some of those people in her family or what?

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16. So, I'm guessing that relationship didn't turn out so well.

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17. You gotta love the audacity of doing it in such an obvious place.

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18. Well, at least they were trying to sympathize?

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19. He made an executive decision to disrespect that sneeze guard.

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20. Uhh...in case she forgets she feels that way, I guess?

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21. Haha, I guess that clears up any confusion about her attitude.

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22. Hmm, she made a terrible mistake because that is a seriously rad fort.

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23. Well, you know what they say, every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

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24. Aww, look at that face. You know doggo would totally do it again.

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25. Sorry shirt-man, but it looks like you've been out-pettied.

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26. If this doesn't get 'em to handle it carefully, nothing will.

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27. Haha, I wonder how long she's been waiting for the exact moment she can do this. 

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28. Nice, it actually fits her pose really well.

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29. I don't care how much disrespect is in here, I just can't be mad.

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30. Well, I'm glad we can agree on something, at least.

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