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Giant Two-Story Halloween Inflatables Will Tower Over The Neighborhood

You've seen the inflatables Home Depot has to offer — there's Jack Skellingtons and pumpkins galore. But there's one thing you can't get there: lawn inflatables bigger than your house.

Enter Hammacher Schlemmer, the brand that truly has a bit of everything. They decided to go all-out this Halloween and brought in inflatables that will outclass your neighbors' decor in a hot minute.

I was not joking about the size of these inflatables.

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This thing is 16-feet-tall, you guys. It just might be taller than your house. It's definitely taller than you, your kids, and your dog all stacked together.

You can pick up this giant pumpkin $299.95!

Maybe black cats are more your speed.

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This one has demonic energy, not gonna lie. And those claws? A velociraptor would be proud of those. This one is about two-stories-tall.

You can order the black cat for $299.95.

For those of us who think witches do it better...

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There's the 12-foot-inflatable witch! Slightly smaller than her other inflatable compatriots, this witch will definitely cast a spell on your neighborhood.

You can get her for $299.95.

If inflatables are too much of a bother...

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You could also try out some of their amazing projector technology! It's significantly cheaper than the inflatables, but has the same spooky energy.

Pick this cool piece of technology up for $89.95!